Ha ha, teach me

At 23:30 we moved Aliza from the front room to the bedroom.

Since then, there's been 4 bottles (all drunk), 3 diaper changes, endless burping, and endless cuddles and soothing.

I've just put her down again and I don't hear any crying... yet... every time I say that, she starts again!

Poor Neil will be a zombie at work--even though I got up for her, he couldn't sleep very well with it going on.

Spoke to midwife

She didn't think switching Aliza's formula would help, but told me to try Calpol before a feed. Only... I double checked, and 1) Calpol is only supposed to be used from 2 months, and 2) the Calpol website says it doesn't help with colic--it's just paracetamol!! Not that I'm sure it IS colic but it might be if she keeps crying like this--she's got so much trapped wind :-( She started fussing after my mother left. I was a terribly colicky baby as well. Not sure what to do now--gripe water is only suitable from one month.

Sasha Baron Cohen's acceptance speech

If you haven't seen it, do:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9Hb8SenD98

Not in character, but still filthy.... and funny!