A joke about dieting
A woman forced her husband to eat only healthy food. They lived to be 100.
In heaven they spied a table laden with cakes, sweets, red meat and other fatty foods. The man, very surprised, said:
"But isn't all this stuff bad? Why is it being offered here?"
Replied an angel: "You were good people, and in paradise you can eat what you like."
Furious, the man turned to his wife: "See? If it hadn't been for your silly diets, we could have been here 30 years ago!"
In heaven they spied a table laden with cakes, sweets, red meat and other fatty foods. The man, very surprised, said:
"But isn't all this stuff bad? Why is it being offered here?"
Replied an angel: "You were good people, and in paradise you can eat what you like."
Furious, the man turned to his wife: "See? If it hadn't been for your silly diets, we could have been here 30 years ago!"
