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posted by [personal profile] alexist at 03:52pm on 29/09/2003
come on, time for a silly comment thread ;-)

do i have to mention sex? :-)
(or I could just point you all to http://www.babeland.com)
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posted by [identity profile] phil99.livejournal.com at 12:53pm on 29/09/2003
mmmmm sex. I like sex.
 
posted by [identity profile] fluffymormegil.livejournal.com at 01:13pm on 29/09/2003
You don't have to :)
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posted by [identity profile] eldar.livejournal.com at 01:24pm on 29/09/2003
You don't have to mention sex, but it helps some. Especially round this way. ;)
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posted by [identity profile] eldar.livejournal.com at 01:51pm on 29/09/2003
Okay, adding that link was wholly uncalled for. I'm, like, totally distracted now... ;)
 
posted by [identity profile] arosoff.livejournal.com at 02:18pm on 29/09/2003
Ooh! Want to tell us about it? :-)
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posted by [identity profile] eldar.livejournal.com at 02:21pm on 29/09/2003
Not in public ;-)
 
posted by [identity profile] arosoff.livejournal.com at 02:23pm on 29/09/2003
darn it, I'm trying to get this thread busy.

Feel free to lie, as long as it's a suitably colorful and controversial lie ;-)
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posted by [identity profile] eldar.livejournal.com at 02:25pm on 29/09/2003
Oh, alright then.
I got so excited, that I could crush grapes.
 
posted by [identity profile] arosoff.livejournal.com at 02:28pm on 29/09/2003
tut - obscure references won't do!

We need smut!
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posted by [identity profile] eldar.livejournal.com at 02:30pm on 29/09/2003
Smut, eh?

--

"I do have a cause though. It is obscenity. I'm for it. Unfortunately the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it owing to the nature of the laws as a matter of freedom of speech and stifling of free expression and so on but we no what's really involved: dirty books are fun. That's all there is to it. But you can't get up in a court and say that I suppose. It's simply a matter of freedom of pleasure, a right which is not guaranteed by the Constitution unfortunately. Anyway, since people seem to be marching for their causes these days I have here a march for mine. It's called... "

Smut!
Give me smut and nothing but!
A dirty novel I can't shut,
If it's uncut,
and unsubt- le.

I've never quibbled
If it was ribald,
I would devour where others merely nibbled.
As the judge remarked the day that he
acquitted my Aunt Hortense,
"To be smut
It must be ut-
Terly without redeeming social importance."

Por-
Nographic pictures I adore.
Indecent magazines galore,
I like them more
If they're hard core.

(Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties,
samplers, stained-glass windows, tattoos, anything!
More, more, I'm still not satisfied!)

Stories of tortures
Used by debauchers,
Lurid, licentious, and vile,
Make me smile.
Novels that pander
To my taste for candor
Give me a pleasure sublime.
(Let's face it, I love slime.)

All books can be indecent books
Though recent books are bolder,
For filth (I'm glad to say) is in
the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed,
Everything is lewd.
(I could tell you things about Peter Pan,
And the Wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!)

I thrill
To any book like Fanny Hill,
And I suppose I always will,
If it is swill
And really fil
thy.

Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately?
I've got a hobby: rereading Lady Chatterley.
But now they're trying to take it all
away from us unless
We take a stand, and hand in hand
we fight for freedom of the press.
In other words,

Smut! (I love it)
Ah, the adventures of a slut.
Oh, I'm a market they can't glut,
I don't know what
Compares with smut.

Hip hip hooray!
Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!
Don't let them take it away!

-- Tom Lehrer
 
posted by [identity profile] arosoff.livejournal.com at 02:33pm on 29/09/2003
Pah, lyrics, a diversionary tactic!

We need real smut!

Either from you, or from a willing member of the readership ;-)
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posted by [identity profile] eldar.livejournal.com at 02:38pm on 29/09/2003
*sighs*
Euchh, bbbbbbbbbut my keybbbbbbbbbbboaaard is aaaaaalll sssssstickkkkkkky......................................
 
posted by [identity profile] arosoff.livejournal.com at 03:20pm on 29/09/2003
Not just smut, but TMI ;-)

(And designed to lower my reputation even further.... I assure you, I had nothing to do with it!)

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