More proof that celebrities should not be allowed to name their children

[alexist]

Julia Roberts has named her twins Hazel and Phinnaeus.

Comments

[arosoff.livejournal.com]

well, hazel isn't too bad, but Phinnaeus?1

Not at the level of Apple Martin, though.

[ghoti.livejournal.com]

It's not a name I'd choose, but it's not *totally* outlandish. It's not like she's chosen a random word for her child's name, for example.