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Coke bottle! I want it! *cry* *makes grabbing motions towards bottle*

(mommy hands baby a toy instead)

No I want BOTTLE! *bawl*

(mommy gives her empty bottle to play with)

No!! I want YOUR bottle! This is a clearly inferior bottle!

(mommy sighs, makes sure cap is tightly screwed on bottle, lets baby play)

*happy*

(mommy tries to reclaim bottle to drink from it)

*WAAHHH* That was my bottle! I want it back! I had it and it is MINE!

(mommy gives up, sacrifices remaining 100ml of Coke)