The manual for our fridge-freezer (
Miele KFN8462 SD, if you'd like to read the whole thing) is unintentionally very funny. It contains such gems as:
"This appliance is not a toy! [gumph about kids] Supervise its use by the elderly or infirm."
"Do not store explosive materials in this appliance"
"Any damage which may be caused by cockroaches or other vermin will not be covered by the guarantee."
"Unsuitable packing material: ... Bin bags ... "
And my favourite, the table of normal noises made by the appliance. This includes:
"Brrr..."
"Blubb, blubb..."
"Click..."
"Sssrrr..."
With explanations. I swear, it's there, page 35 of the manual.
And they say Germans have no sense of humour!