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Bored, hiding in a/c again, need to clean bathroom and scrub the floor. Don't wanna. (It wouldn't be so bad if we at least had a window in there, but using cleaning fluids in a poorly ventilated space is unpleasant.)

I don't know how i managed it but I had enough gas trapped in me last night to power a small city. I spent an hour burping it up. It was so wonderful; I'm sure Neil loved listening to it too. I couldn't even manage a good, solid, satisfying Barney Gumble-esque belch.

Hey, unladylike, but I don't care. :)