oh dear. last night the carbon monoxide detector went off, we couldn't work out why.
Aired out the kitchen, detector didn't go off again, all seemed fine.
This afternoon I noticed the boiler was off. It won't go on again...
If anything explodes, we love you all ;)
(Don't worry, we're ringing British Gas, they installed the boiler. Our luck, it will be some problem with the gas line, and British Gas and Powergen will fight about it.)
(Bugger, British Gas can't help, we're ringing half the Yellow Pages now.)