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Here's a current picture of Bailey; she had a haircut since Jen sent me a photo.

http://pics.livejournal.com/arosoff/pic/00007zht/g3

She has a very silly underbite and I think the cut is funny too--she looks like she has a moustache and she's got this silly fluffy tail. I do kind of miss her now, she's got that almost-still-a-puppy energy and once she gets to know you is very affectionate and cuddly. (But if she gets out without a leash, woe be you trying to run after her!) Neil is convinced she hates him though and my dad says the same. But she dotes on Rob. Perhaps she's a one-man dog.

(BTW, she doesn't really hate Neil, she just barked at him more and tried to nip his fingers. I let her know I was Alpha Dog straight off and she behaved with me. :) )

Now I'm back with Zoe, the world's most laid back cat.

I appear to posess an inability to focus on anything for more than approximately 25 seconds.

This does not bode well for the day with the second-longest synagogue services of the year. (Rosh Hashana morning service = nearly 5 hours)

Worst celeb baby names, 2003:

http://www.snarkcake.com/archives/000135.html

Some of these rival Apple Martin, Brooklyn Beckham and Kal-El Coppola Cage...

Oh, an even better list!

http://entertainment.msn.com/celebs/article.aspx?news=158596

Audio Science? Pilot Inspektor? CRUMPET???

(That last will really make you laugh if you've read The Santaland Diaries...)