1) Could bookshops decide whether David Sedaris is fiction or humor, please? Last time I was in Borders, he was filed under Fiction; now, it's humor. Foyles had none of his books in Fiction (where they used to be) but I couldn't even find a relevant section in Humor (which in Foyles is separated by type).
Maybe Foyles should do a bookshop equivalent of the computerized card catalog. I know you can just go ask, but I hate doing that (and often you get wrong answers, even in Foyles. Actually, they had a job ad in the window. They wanted a degree, experience, and knowledge of one of the 2nd floor subjects. Pay: £12K. Ow.) I must have the same gene that makes men incapable of stopping to ask for directions. Actually I won't do that either...
2) Stood in Sainsburys, thought "i need something else", remember thinking as I came in that my bags would be heavy with the things I needed to buy. Looked at the bottles, thought "no, must be mistaken".
Get home, remember I wanted another bag of flour. D'oh.