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Worst. pun. ever ;-)

(from cjbroz)

Hi,

I think there's a repeated typo on http://webwinery.com/BARGETTO/APages/Recipes/AlbacoreSaladRecipe.html. Here's a selection:

"There appear to be many steps to make this dish. However, once you try it you will see each recipe is quick and easy. The salad dressing and teriyaki sauce can be made days in advance. The semen noodles can also be made in advance. When you're ready to use the semen noodles run under cold water. This prevents the noodles fi-om sticking. Have this meal with the '99 Santa Cruz Mountain Chardonnay and impress family and friends. Yield 4 servings."

My family would certainly be impressed if they ate semen noodles. I think you meant to say "Somen" noodles. While Somen often contains eggs, semen fertilizes them. See, there a vas deferens between the two.

Craig

Jen and Rob are coming over for dinner (this was fun: Mom cooked a ton of food assuming that they would stay, then Jen called and said she was stopping by but had a BBQ at 3:30, then it started raining so she said she'd stay after all). At 4, Mom came in and said, "Rob was very disappointed when he came over yesterday and you hadn't made anything. Go make some cookies." How nice. I did it though.

Later, Mom asked Carly to walk the dog and she said she couldn't because "her hair would frizz". We then remembered the time in high school when she tried that excuse in gym. She got a write-up :-)