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I love this one:
"Rene and Georgette Magritte With Their Dog After the War"
(I don't love the song, and the lyrics don't live up to the title, but what a great title it is.)

The reason it has to be witty is that the letter of the week wins a prize. ;-)

Subject of complaint: Recent covers have featured Ruben Studdard, Clay Aiken (the top two finalists on American Idol, for those of you who remained oblivious), Christina Aguilera & Justin Timberlake, and this week, the topper, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. When I was 14, I subscribed to Rolling Stone to get away from 16 and Tiger Beat...

(found a back issues page)

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen
Ruben Studdard
Angelina Jolie
Eminem
Clay Aiken
Justin & Christina
Monsters of Rock (can't identify everyone in the photo, it's a small image)
Ashton Kutcher
American Icons (35th Anniversary Special)
Good Charlotte
Lisa Marie Presley
50 Cent
Avril Lavigne
Phish

There's a pathetically small number of decent artists on that list.