The best thing about bad movies...
Is the reviews. Particularly on IMDb. Gigli (now #2 on the All-Time Worst, with a 1.5) and Battlefield Earth have lots of good ones, but Vercingétorix also has some howlers. Eg:
"This is THE biggest piece of crap i have ever seen, it sucked 2 hours out of my life i desperatly want back. This movie isn`t worth the paper that the movie cover is made of. Sorry if i`m being a little harsh, but come on.. this reeks like the excrement of a week of a beans and broccoli only diet."
One of my all time favorites, though, is Roger Ebert's review of Battlefield Earth. Generally, I don't love Ebert's style, but this one is great, containing such choice lines as: "The director, Roger Christian, has learned from better films that directors sometimes tilt their cameras, but he has not learned why."
"This is THE biggest piece of crap i have ever seen, it sucked 2 hours out of my life i desperatly want back. This movie isn`t worth the paper that the movie cover is made of. Sorry if i`m being a little harsh, but come on.. this reeks like the excrement of a week of a beans and broccoli only diet."
One of my all time favorites, though, is Roger Ebert's review of Battlefield Earth. Generally, I don't love Ebert's style, but this one is great, containing such choice lines as: "The director, Roger Christian, has learned from better films that directors sometimes tilt their cameras, but he has not learned why."
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